Eme and I prepared for our
delectably free lunch by bringing tin foil to work this morning. Tin foil you ask? Yes. You read correctly...tin foil. See,
Eme and I have heard a rumor that
Chipotle (one of our favorite eateries) offers free burritos on October 31 to those who dress up like a burrito. Hence, the tin foil! (If you have not been to this fine eating establishment, you MUST give it a try!)

So
Eme roped in a couple of people we work with and drove to
Chipotle for our free lunch. In the car we started to "dress like a burrito" by wrapping ourselves in tin foil. We were excited! We were nervous! We were...ready for our free lunch! We joyfully hopped into line that was extending out the door (like I said, the place is awesome!), but noticed no one else was dressed like a burrito.
Strangely enough, people were dressed in strange suits and business attire...weird. But then a couple girls with burrito tin foil hats got into line behind us. We turned around and our burrito group had a moment of
camaraderie with the girls behind us. After our "moment" we turned back around and realized we might be a little over dressed for the occasion.
Eme was dressed like a futuristic Super Woman with tin foil around her forearms; co-worker #1 took the burrito dress alike to heart and wrapped tin foil around her torso and arms; co-worker #2 looked like a Virgin Mary trying to warm up after she fell into a freezing Dead Sea as her tin foil was wrapped around her head and upper body (you know those crinkly foil blankets that conserve heat?); And I
discreetly folded tin foil around my wrist for a fashionable burrito double take (I couldn't put my reputation as a sane person on the line...even though it is Halloween).
So, there we were, standing in line discussing how there is a shiny side and a matte side to tin foil....
And then we saw the sign posted right in front of the burrito/taco shell warming press unit thingy. Those of you who have been to
Chipotle before know what I'm talking about. They have 2 warming presses there but never use both of them. Anyway, we saw the sign that read...
"Free burrito, burrito bowl, or taco today, October 31, 2008 from 6:00 pm to closing"
If you noticed we dressed up like burritos for lunch and the sign read "from 6:00 to closing" realized what we realized as our hearts sank and our spirits tanked. I reluctantly stepped up in line and said with a downtrodden voice, "burrito...no beans...carnitas...chili corn...yes (to cheese and sour cream)...chips and
guac...a small drink...these are together" pointing to
Eme's burrito with mine. And then as a last ditch effort I said, so we dressed up like burritos! Is today free burrito day?!??! With a chilling, curt, and almost heartless tone the cashier said, "from 6:00 pm to closing! Come back and you can get a free one."
Ugh. We tried so hard and came up short. I would go back for a free burrito tonight but I don't know if I can do
Chipotle 2 times in one day. We'll see...I am always up for a free meal!
BTW - In case you have an annoying urge to pronounce
Chipotle with the "L" before the "T" (Chi-pol-
tay)...DON'T! It is pronounced "Chi-
pote-lay"!